You can now virtue signal to your friends by showing off super-cool “I am vaccinated” jewelry 🥴
· Apr 5, 2021 · NottheBee.com

Are you eager to let everyone know that you've been vaccinated for Covid-19?

Do you often think to yourself: oh man, I know for sure that I've been vaccinated, but what if my friends don't, and they think I'm an anti-vaxxer?

Have you found yourself wondering if the people around you are up to modern woke standards and are vaccinated like you are?

Well, the solution is finally here, with "I'M VACCINATED" JEWELRY!!!!!!

Yup, now you can show off your vaccination to the world with super-cool "I'm vaccinated" jewelry.

You can deck yourself out in this gorgeous bracelet.

And if that's not enough, check out this B-E-A-UTIFUL necklace!!!!!!

Oh golly, I've just ordered up about ten of these bracelets, and I'm going to pass them out to all my certified-vaxxed friends.

And you should do the same!

Just be sure not to accidentally hand one to any of your anti-vaxxer friends.

We want to make sure they remain as ostracized as possible!

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