You've gotta admit this would be a really funny way to kick off the apocalypse

Harambe Harambe

Feb 11, 2023

Did anyone else think it was strange that the Pentagon described the object shot down over Alaska as "the size of a small car" and "cylindrical and silver-ish gray"?

Journalists asked if the object was "balloon-like" ... and the best US officials could give them was, "We just don't have enough at this point"?

HOW HARD IS IT TO TELL IF IT WAS A BALLOON?

You know you were thinking it.

This is how it starts.

All those sci-fi movies taught us that the aliens would fire the first shot.

But wouldn't it be a hilarious plot twist if it were actually humans – at the order of the world's most inept president trying to save face – that start the war that wipes our planet out?

What a time to be alive.

Of course, there's always the chance that car-sized object was something else.

The last thing the missile saw before impact:

The war with the wizards should be fun!!


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