Suspiciously broad-chested athletes sweep top three spots in women's cycling race

So inspiring to see Washington State opening up women's cycling races to, um, a much broader category of athlete:

The Marymoor Grand Prix is an annual track bike race at the Jerry Baker Memorial Velodrome in Redmond, Washington. The venue is known for its strict 'no bullying' policy, which warns that it will not tolerate any derogatory remarks or criticism towards racers. The warning has become significant in recent years, especially as relates to protecting athletes on the basis of their 'gender identity,' as males have been known to regularly compete in women's races at the track.

The Grand Prix was no different, as at least three men were present in the female category during the women's Madison race, a high-speed, two-person relay. During the race, one partner from each team starts while the 'resting' partner pedals slowly along the top of the track. Partners exchange positions by pulling even with each other and then relaying or 'slinging' the incoming partner into the race.

The results were, well, exactly what you'd think:

ENHANCE:

The comments, as usual, did not disappoint:

Ladies: All of this will continue until you go on strike en masse and bring an end to it. That's all.


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