After an eventful week of cancellations, Dr. Seuss is back on top of the bestseller charts as parents (and former-children) everywhere are scrambling to buy up the favorite children's books before they get put on the woke chopping block.

Jordan Peterson pointed out the racist oppression on Twitter, lamenting his new release sitting at #12.

But the real question is, why are the woke so sad, and mad, and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad.