Okay, this is just the story I needed today:

Yes, the Lincolnshire Wildlife Centre had to separate Billy, Eric, Tyson, Jade and Elsie because they kept "[encouraging] each other to keep cursing" at guests. And now they have all been "moved to various different areas of the wildlife center so they are unable to provoke each other."

🤣🤣🤣

The zoo says they received zero—ZERO—complaints from visitors, and most guests found the potty-mouthed parrots amusing.

And wouldn't you?

Be honest!

Eventually you'd go and teach them how to replace the swear with "flower bed" or another word of your liking, but you'd have a little fun with it in the beginning.

Which makes me wonder: where did they learn this from? There's got to be a human somewhere reading this story like, "Oooouuuppp, that was me. Sorry."

We know you're out there!

It just amuses me that the zoo had to separate the parrots as if they were all in the same high school study hall or something like that.

I remember those days like they were yesterday. Well I mean, not personally, just seeing other kids get in trouble. Yeah, other kids.

Anyhow, I hope this story brightened up your day like it did mine.

Now watch your mouth today you filthy animal.