81-year-old Nancy Pelosi said she's a "street fighter" and that Capitol rioters "would have had a battle on their hands" if they challenged her 😆
· Apr 14, 2021 · NottheBee.com

Mmkay, Nancy:

This is a classic example of a nihilistic politician who says absolutely crazy things to make themselves seem cooler.

"Well, I'm pretty tough. I'm a street fighter. They would have had a battle on their hands."

Yes, a 130-pound, five-foot octogenarian was going to take on squads of neckbeards and boogaloo bois all by her lonesome.

She then joked that she would have used her stilettos to bring wrath and ruin upon them, like Samson going to town on a thousand Philistines with a donkey bone.

Ohhh, Nancy. Why don't you get back to doing what you do best: undermining the Constitution and plunging the nation into chaos while you enjoy luxury ice cream and private security.

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