This is what happens when there's no one around to tell you it's a bad idea, when the media refuses to hold you accountable for your behavior, and when you yourself have no sense of common decency.

If you have an extra ten grand lying around, you get access which means influence.

No one gives you $10,000 in exchange for facetime so you can learn about the family's spaghetti recipe.

Not that you won't need it, seeing as Cuomo is shutting down indoor dining at New York City restaurants despite restaurants not being a material contributor to new infections.

But you have to admit, the man's incredible. Just ask him!

He's the man!

"His briefings — articulate, consistent and often tinged with empathy — have become must-see television."

But of course, the New York Times and the rest of the corporate media had nothing to do with Cuomo becoming "the politician of the moment." It was all because he was articulate and empathetic.

And sexy, too!

Well, maybe a little too sexy, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

Hey, boys will be boys. When they're Democrats.

It's not too late. They're even having a special for "Young Professionals/Activists."

If you are a small-business person, wear your mask.