This is not good, it's not good at all:
A man was enjoying the sun in his backyard in Windsor, southeast England when a passing plane dropped toilet waste over him and his garden furniture, a local councilor said during a recent meeting.
The unfortunate incident, in which a plane "discharged sewage," took place in July, according to the minutes of Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead's most recent aviation forum.
"His whole garden was splattered in a very unpleasant way," said Karen Davies, ward councilor for Clewer East, during the October 14 meeting. "He was out in his garden at the time and it was a really horrible, horrible experience," the local lawmaker continued.
"Splattered in a very unpleasant way ... A really horrible, horrible experience." ... I mean what else can you say. Who among us would ever want to be splattered with dookie in a very unpleasant way?
People are cracking wise about this on the Internet and we're just here to say that it's not funny, not even darkly funny. This is like a real-life nightmare.
The dude was just chilling out in his own yard and he got carpet-bombed with doo doo! How do you even bounce back from this?? 😭
All civilized countries should immediately pass legislation to prohibit airplanes from dropping their freaking duke loads over populated areas.