A distillery says they are "disheartened to learn" that people have been buying their Rittenhouse Straight Rye Whiskey to celebrate the Rittenhouse verdict

Man, I love this stuff! A distillery is legit mad because people have been buying their Rittenhouse Rye Whiskey to celebrate Kyle's acquittal.

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Here's Heaven Hill on Twitter:

We have been disheartened to learn [sniff]

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That some...

Some individuals [sniff]

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And businesses...

[deep breath]

Have been using our Rittenhouse Rye Whiskey to celebrate the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict.

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Yo, Heaven Hill, if you feel the need to make a public statement on this, I've got a solution for you:

CHANGE THE NAME!

CHANGE THE NAME!

CHANGE THE NAME!

CHANGE THE NAME!