You guys, I'm not joking: Lefties in Portland are actually out here protesting the end of mask mandates with a friggin' "funeral" in loving memory of public health.

In 2023!!!

You can't make this stuff up!

 

 

 

Yup, these people are serious as a heart attack, and they're holding this "funeral" for public health today at 4:30 in Portland's Pioneer Courthouse Square.

Translation:

🤣🤣🤣

I bet these people would rather live the rest of their lives in an Australian-style Covid camp than to go a single day without wearing their N-95 mask.

I mean, look at the fine print on this poster — you're required to wear an N-95 to attend the OUTDOOR funeral.

"We'll have extra."

🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, I'll pass!

You know what, I'm supposed to parody this, but I simply cannot.

These people write the jokes themselves, and my job here is done.

Great job, Portland.

You're really moving up in the world!