Texas truly does everything big: They've got the best barbecue in the country (sorry, North Carolina), some of the most impressive cities, and also they got hot-dog flavored booze:

Hot dog fans, rejoice! You will soon be able to drink a new seltzer with a unique flavor... hot dog water.

Fort Worth-based Martin House Brewing Company is launching the new flavor at Glizzy Fest, an event honoring the American favorite. If you're wondering what a "glizzy" is, it's slang for a hot dog.

The Awesome Sauce: Bun Length Hot Dog Water Seltzer will be 5.2% ABV.

Look we are all absolutely feeling the same thing right now:

Look, a hot dog is one of the great meat dishes of the world. You can hardly beat it. It's almost a perfect superfood.

But it's not a drink. And it shouldn't be made into one.

But clearly the folks over at Martin House Brewing Company are sort of into alcohol-based iconoclasm.

Consider one of their recent releases, "Murph Juice":

BBQ sauce beer?? Seriously???

Now if you combined the hot dog seltzer and the bbq sauce beer... that might actually cancel out the weirdness and actually rock!

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