The first clue that this date was going to go wrong?

It was at TACO BELL.

Look, I know some of you weirdos like your Crunchwrap Supreme and Baja Blast, but if you're looking to meet the love of your life, for the sake of everything good on God's green earth, please pick somewhere better than Taco Bell for a first date.

You know, like an empty parking lot facing a concrete wall.

Here's the truly riveting tale of what happened when one woman didn't heed this ancient wisdom:

In a followup video, she says she ate the 94 tacos she left with...

I don't know if I'm more grateful that this lady 1) is now happily married to a nice guy or 2) that she didn't die at the hands of a taco-gorging psychopath!

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