Welp 😐

The headline kinda sums it up. A YouTuber really and truly livestreamed himself dropping a towering deuce right on Nancy Pelosi's driveway in San Francisco.

Since you are not the type of weirdo who would want to watch a video of such a thing (if you are, here it is, weirdo) I have taken the liberty of collecting a frame-by-frame screen shot summary of the action for you (don't look at me like that, this is my job).

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I know the guy's a big guy, and I don't know if he just held it all in for a few days in anticipation of this stunt or what, but I'm telling you the loaf he laid was superhuman. If law enforcement doesn't see the video they're going to assume it was done by some monstrous world-record grizzly bear or something.

Oh right, it's San Francisco, poop on the sidewalk is a normal thing.

Anyway, we're at the pooping-on-each-other's-driveways phase of the 2020 elections now!