Six years ago, a man and a woman in France had a child. The father of the child started identifying as a woman and demanded to be legally recognized as his daughter's mother.

After 6 years, thousands of dollars, and appeals, the highest court ruled ... no. The father cannot identify as a mother.

You know, because he is the father.

In other news, water is wet, the sky is blue, and 2+2=4.

Now that this important question has been answered by the French courts, perhaps they can turn their attention towards putting the makers of "Cuties" in jail.