Even being worth $200 BILLION isn't enough to shield you from the powers of Leonardo DiCaprio:

Oof. That was Jeff Bezos' girlfriend Lauren Sanchez meeting Leo DiCaprio over the weekend at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art Art and Film Gala.

What a gross display by Sanchez. Sheesh, so over-the-top. Have a little self-respect, lady. Don't make it so obvious. Leo could have just nodded his head once and she would have left Bezos for him right there in front of God and the entire world.

And what a boss move by Leo, just completely brushing her off right in front of her man, who happens to be one of the richest and most powerful men in the world. Either that or he was simply terrified for his life watching Bezos' girl melt into a puddle in front of him, and just noped outta there as quickly as he could.

Well, the clip went viral enough that Mr. Bezos decided to reply to it. And he replied to it by reminding the world that he is now yoked while joking about hurling Leonardo DiCaprio off of a steep clip to his death:

That's a funny tweet for about 5 seconds until you realize Bezos left his wife of 25 years for Sanchez, has unlimited resources, can get away with anything he wants, and is basically Dr. Evil incarnate.

Bet Leo beefs up his security today. 😬

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