I'm not saying you should never call the FBI. I mean, I'd usually advise against it. But you can imagine that sometimes it's warranted. Sometimes.
Probably not this time, though?
The Ider Police Department is seeking information from the public regarding vandalism involving homophobic and racist remarks at a park in Ider.
IPD told News 19 that the department is offering a cash reward to anyone who can provide information about the newly renovated park being vandalized.
Here is the horrific act of nefarious vandalism that has struck terror into the heart of this small Alabama town:
In response to that, "IPD said that the remarks will be investigated as a hate crime and turned over to the FBI for investigation."
FBI rolling into this small country town like:
To be sure, apparently it wasn't just the "you gay" tag that got police's attention; someone also reportedly chalked a racial slur at the park as well:
This was seriously the message from the town over the things you routinely hear from 11-year-olds in a Call of Duty game lobby 👇
Do the right thing, apologize, fix this issue or face the consequences that we will be pushing to the fullest. The choice is yours. If the information you provide leads to an arrest you will receive the cash reward. Don't throw your life away for this, and ruin your future, but if you don't want to do the right thing, we most certainly will. We will not be letting this go.
"Throw away your life" for writing cringy things protected by the First Amendment ... in chalk?
Nothing worse than woke moral busybodies.
Feel free to move somewhere else, ya knuckleheads.
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