We've all seen them. Those reviews on obscure items online that make you burst out laughing.
I just stumbled across Amazon's running list of the funniest reviews on their site.
Here are some of my favorites:
"Gone are the days of biting off slice-sized chunks of banana and spitting them onto a serving tray…. Next on my wish list: a kitchen tool for dividing frozen water into cube-sized chunks."
N. Krumpe
"I don't use it for vulgar endeavors like math or filling out a voter application, but BIC Cristal for Her is a lovely little writing utensil all the same. Ask your husband for some extra pocket money so you can buy one today!"
E. Bradley
"It's OK I guess, but the bumpy road majkes it hard to type. And theree's a lot of pedeestrians and traffic that keep distracting me fromm my computer."
John Meinken
"I love emailing the Highway patrol while I drive to let them know the tag numbers of cell phone using drivers."
Min Byong Chang
"They really need to put a warning label on this thing. Apparently, if you put it into your body, it turns into urine. Urine!"
E. Bonheim
Wait! Who orders their milk on Amazon?
"I was very disappointed to have my uranium confiscated at the airport. It was a gift for my son for his birthday. Also, I'm in prison now, so that's not good either."
C.A. Lankford
"It is not cat food…. The cat's huge and well, doesn't really look much like a cat anymore."
Kellie
"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."
Patrick J. McGovern
"It's not big enough to completely cover a horse's head, and it doesn't provide enough air flow for them, either."
Selig7
"By wearing this mask, I was able to get anything and everything I needed. Plenty of hay, lots of time to run and, best of all, I no longer have to wear pants."
T. C. Zimmermann
"It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own. I have grown to understand and respect their gentle ways."
ByronicHero
"I had it in my hip pocket, then I fell down. When I got up, I was dead. Other than that, it's ok."
Go Team Dulick !
"Found this stuck into a stone while on vacation. I'm impressed with it, generally. Unfortunately, it turns out that removing it made me the new king of Switzerland, which is a lot of responsibility."
MechYeti
"Well, first let me say that I have been using the word Badonkadonk wrong my entire adult life."
Elizabeth Royer
"Now that my wife has kicked me out of the house and I'm living in my tank, I have really noticed the need for more ventilation. I haven't showered in six months and it is pretty ripe smelling in there."
Ron Dansley
"You should definitely buy this product, just make sure to apply near soft furniture, and not near any household pets. I subtracted one star in memory of Mr. Snuffles."
Archbishop Shaggy
"My mime class went ape-crazy over this stuff. Comments ranged from ‘_________!' to ‘__________!!!'"
M. Taylor
"No matter how much I applied, or no matter where I applied it, I just wasn't as happy as the gentleman on the box."
Derry
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