And you thought Jeb! was low energy...
ยท Jul 22, 2023 ยท

Okay, Jeb! was definitely low energy. But Joe Biden is basically a zombie at this point.

Here's the President of the United States barely awakened from his perpetual slumber to cheer on the US women's national team who, I guess, played a soccer game:

Today's game day. Go team USA. You're gonna do this.

I literally almost fell asleep.

To be fair, this is probably about the exact amount of excitement anyone would have when told about the US women's national team playing a game.

Unless it was against a bunch of junior varsity boys. That would be pretty exciting.

You know what? This may be the first time I've ever identified with Biden. He and I have the exact same attitude towards women's soccer.


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