Remember how everyone used to laugh at all the corny religious media 30 years ago?

Welp, the gods have changed but it's still out there.

Enter Apple:

Just ... wow.

Can you imagine an ad where Apple had to report to God Almighty about not only their environmentalism, but say, how their factories in China use Uyghur slaves? Or how their rare-earth minerals coming out of Congo involve kids working in mine shafts?

Nah, it's all about finding that perfect balance between racial intersectionalism and Earth worship!

"Don't disappoint your Mother!"

Congrats, Apple. You did it. You made the most awful, self-serving, cultist, mind-numbing clip in the history of man. Apple replaced Windows and Blackberry by being the cool kid:

... Now I'm embarrassed to be seen typing on this MacBook.

If Adam Ford wouldn't make me buy a new one, I'd chuck it out the window, run it over with my truck with a few extra pumps of the gas pedal to get the carbon flowing, then hurl it into the depths of the sea.

Bunch of Gaia-worshipping weirdos!

But hey, I guess it could have been worse.

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