I would just like to say that I am not suicidal at all and am of sound physical and mental health!
With that said…
In the immortal words of Cardi B:
That‘s suspicious! That's weird!
Check out this, the ultimate Clown World headline:
Yes, this is a real story from the Clinton's home state of Arkansas.
A former Clinton aide who had ties to Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide by shooting himself and tying himself to a tree, even though police couldn't even find the gun.
…the sheriff's report into Mark Middleton's mysterious death raises more questions than answers as it rules he died by suicide – despite no sign of the weapon that killed him…
The report, written by Perry County Sheriff's Deputy Jeremy Lawson, says he was called to the ranch by worker Samantha McElroy who had found Middleton's abandoned black BMW SUV.
McElroy, 46, then walked around a cottage on the ranch.
'Almost immediately after stepping around the corner of the cottage she started yelling,' wrote Lawson.
'Upon reaching the back of the cottage she pointed towards the rear of the property and asked if that was a person.
'I could see what at first appeared to be a man sitting near a tree, as my eyes focused better, I could see a rope of some type going from the tree limb to the male."
Lawson said it was clear that Middleton was dead.
'I could see that he had a gunshot wound to the chest and that he had a knot tied in an extension cord that was around his neck and it was attached to the limb directly above him.
The deputy said a search of Middleton's vehicle turned up three boxes of buckshot and a gun case – but no weapon.
You know, whenever I tie myself to a tree and shoot myself in the chest what I normally do is take the gun away from the crime scene but leave all the other evidence. I need to leave the place clean and tidy.
Middleton was a special advisor to Bill Clinton in the 1990s and signed Jeffrey Epstein into the White House on seven of the 17 times the late pedophile visited.
Middleton also flew on Epstein's jet, nicknamed the 'Lolita Express'. More recently he had been working for his family's HVAC business in Little Rock.
The police report was released to DailyMail.com by the Perry County sheriff's office.
According to the Arkansas Times, Middleton's family said he was suffering from depression.
The dude personally flew on Lolita Express!
He signed Epstein in and out of the White House for the Clintons.
Then, years later, like everyone else who knows the Clinton's and Epstein, he happens to kill himself.
It's so weird how that keeps happening.
White House visitor logs previously reported by DailyMail.com showed that he appears as the authorizing signatory on seven of Epstein's White House visits, most of which were to the West Wing.
In addition to being a special assistant to the President, Middleton was also assistant to the chief of staff, Thomas 'Mack' McLarty.
Middleton left the White House in February 1995 and was accused of setting himself up as an international deal-maker, exactly the kind of person that would appeal to Epstein.
In 1996 an investigation by the White House found that Middleton had abused his access to impress business clients and was barred from the executive mansion without senior approval.
Middleton denied the claims.
I am sure this is just another crazy coincidence!
