Ballers of Los Angeles, you are not gonna want to miss this:
This is not a joke. Now's your chance to prove that you can in fact beat a group of WNBA players at basketball. You'll have to make the squad first though.
Live shot of me dominating the Sparks once I make the team:
Weird that the Lakers aren't holding tryouts for female practice squad players, huh? But that's a whole other bag of worms which all of us know the ins and outs of.
So lace up those sneakers, secure yourself some transportation down to Torrance, and bring your A game. Not only is this your chance to beat up on some women's basketball players, but if things keep going the way they're going in LA's liberal culture you may someday actually play for the Sparks!
All you'll have to do is put on a wig and shave that mustache!
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