Yo, NHL, I thought we were done pandering to the alphabet cult.
But I guess Tampon Tim Walz's favorite hockey team is still doing Pride Night.

The Wild are in the playoff picture as of today, but if this gay tape has anything to do with it, they won't be in a month's time.
I mean,

"Hockey is for everyone," Minnesota Wild? Well, after seeing this gay video you posted on Pride Night, I'll expect to see one of these for every single group of people on the planet -- blacks, whites, straights, cisgenders, eskimos, centenarians.
We need a video and a special game for all of these groups, or we'll have to assume you're just gay!
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