In news that must come as disappointing to losers and haters around the world, President Donald Trump is reportedly in "exceptional health" following his semiannual checkup, according to his physician.
More from The Hill:
During his physical, the president received 'preventive health screenings and immunizations,' including a flu shot and COVID-19 booster vaccination, according to a memorandum from Trump's physician Sean Barbabella.
Yeah ... he's still getting the Covid boosters.
But he's an old man!
'President Trump continues to demonstrate excellent overall health,' Barbabella wrote. 'He continues to maintain a demanding daily schedule without restriction.'
The physician added that the president exhibits 'strong cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological, and physical performance.'
Despite various waves of rumors online about Trump's health (swollen ankles, bruised hands, yadda yadda yadda), the president continues to defy the odds and keep up a grueling work schedule for a man his age.
Trump had another appointment in July, in which Barbabella said the president was diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, 'a benign and common condition, particularly in individuals over the age of 70.'
'Additionally, recent photos of the president have shown minor bruising on the back of his hand, Barbabella wrote. 'This is consistent with minor soft tissue irritation from frequent handshaking and the use of aspirin, which is taken as part of a standard cardiovascular prevention regimen. This is a well-known and benign side effect of aspirin therapy.'
Overall, the physician's memo lists the 79-year-old Trump as having a cardiovascular vitality of a man "14 years younger than his chronological age."
Sorry, libs. He's fit as a fiddle.
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