The city of Baltimore is known for a few things, like their seafood and their sports teams, and also their extremely high murder rate. But one activist in Baltimore has proposed a truly inspired idea about how to decrease the murder rate: just pay people not to kill!

As reported by Fox News:

An activist in Baltimore, Md., has come up with a unique solution to solving the city's high murder rate -- paying killers not to kill, according to a report.

"I can relate to the shooters, guess what they want? They want money," Tyree Moorehead, the activist told FOX 45 of Baltimore.

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"I've talked to these people, I've seen the shooters, it's a small city, I know who the hustlers are," he continued.

Mr. Moorehead, he can relate to the murderers, see? They just want more money, so why doesn't the government just give it to them?

He's obviously been listening to AOC and thinks that these murderers are just trying to buy bread for their families. People who shoot people down in the street aren't cold hearted killers, they just want to feed their loved ones.

By the way, if this plan goes into effect I may just move to Baltimore, I have never killed anyone and don't plan to, so I'd like to get paid for it at least.

Moorehead has been an activist for years in Baltimore, and this is not his first... unique... plan to lower the murder rate in his hometown. Back in 2015 Moorehead began painting, and I am not kidding, "No Shoot Zones" on walls in bad parts of Baltimore.

After 6 years the murder free zones don't seem to be working, so this absolute genius has come up with an equally brilliant plan in his "pay killers not to kill" strategy.

Of course, this is probably a great use of the people of Baltimore's tax dollars, giving away free money to known criminals and telling them "now don't use this money to buy guns and kill more people, please."

This plan has to work.

If not, there is one last measure that I think could work, courtesy of one Norm MacDonald: