THE DOGELORD REIGNS SUPREME!!
Check out this savage meme Papa Elon dropped on Monday morning:
Yeah, you want to know what you do in the wee hours of the morning if you're the world's richest man?
Firebomb woke peeps from orbit on Twitter.
(Remember, Elon could literally firebomb us from orbit, so Twitter savagery is a mercy 😉)
He also had this based meme that torched Netflix:
YOU KNOW THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN! 😭
Anyway, he also brought up some foreboding portents about inflation:
So that's pretty cool. World's most wealthy billionaire is quite concerned about inflation, which makes you wonder how much more worried you should be if you're making a regular salary...
Anyway, lest we fall into despair at the imminent collapse of civilization, Elon also CHALLENGED VLADIMIR PUTIN TO A FREAKIN' DUEL.
In the first tweet, Elon refers to Putin by name, and then says "the stakes are Ukraine."
He then tags the Kremlin and asks if they accept this challenge.
Oh, and in case you thought he was joking...
I gotta say, I am here for the idea of bringing back single combat as a way of settling international disputes.
You may think it's barbaric. I say it saves tens of thousands of innocent civilian lives. It worked for the ancient world (didn't turn out well for the Philistines tho lol).
Plus, we'd literally have a matchup against our real-life Ironman and the bear-riding tyrant of Siberia. Let's do it!
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