The news can sometimes be so predictable: Orange Man Bad; Inflation Totally Fine; Yay - Pride! But the sleuths on the Babylon Bee forum take reporting to the next level with totally original, unpredictable, and mostly accurate headlines that are a must-read for the sophisticated information seeker. In fact, Bee forum headlines have been described as "the best headlines in the world." So, for the inside and outside and upside down scoop on just about everything, you have come to the right place!
Read on for exclusive headlines that you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason.
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
- Homeowner Offended After Being Told His Giant Pride Flag Looks Gay @kirgol
- Trump Receives Guilty Verdict After 3AM Jury Vote Drop @twoplus2ischicken
- Dad Saves Time Grilling By Pouring Lighter Fluid Directly On The Meat @dontslowtheearth
- Trump Convicted, Crime To Be Specified At Sentencing @babylonandonanon
- Pathetic Excuse For Violent Extremists Fail To Riot After Trump Verdict @showquest
- Local Man Apologizes For Still Being Straight After Day One Of Pride Month @drconservativeprof
- Jewish Space Lasers Take Out Gaza Humanitarian Aid Pier @gfanson
- "I Love A Good David Vs Uriah Story." — Hillary Clinton @tracykal
- Biden Observes A Moment Of Silence For The Loss Of His Memory @thebigfreeze
- Trump's Hot New Campaign Poster "Falsely Convicted Felon" Sells Millions @dorli
- Man Donates To Trump, Awaits Fed SWAT Team @buzzyboy
- Local Man Forgets The Alamo, Again @nicalys
- Deliberations Set To Begin After Judge Gives Each Jury Member A Voodoo Doll @realmccoy
- Millions Of Wreaths Placed On Tombs Of The Unknown Voters @smitty2028
- Chicago Adds 'Expected Shootings' To Weekend Forecast @priehle
- Conservative Man Wonders Are We Becoming A Banana Republic Or A Banana Democracy @m4d
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favs:
- SPF 500 Helps Midwestern Man Maintain Pasty Skin Tone While Cruising Caribbean @thevoice
- Due To Inflation, American Dream Downgraded To One Bedroom Apartment Near Railroad Tracks @chad_schnitger
- Local Man Eats A Second Donut To Ensure He Gets That Beach Dad Bod By Summer @fishythepenguin
- After Bearing Her First Child, Wife Finally Capable Of Understanding Man Flu @inspectormichaelcall
- Biden Tells Memorial Day Crowd "If You're Not Voting For Me, You Ain't Dead" @thegrandmaster
- Man Having Second Thoughts About Smart Toaster After Granting It Access To Photo Library @skullcrazes
- Children Heard Screaming, 'AGAIN, AGAIN !!' After Singapore Jet Falls 178 Feet In 4.6 Seconds @eversong
- US Government Hoping $20 Roll Of Flex Tape Will Fix $320 Million Pier @dontslowtheearth
- Democrats Promise Future Show Trials Will Feature Show Tunes, Jazz Hands @mrgrumpypants
- Teen Scientist Discovers If You Put Something Back Where You Got It, You Can Find It Again Later @strykeengineer
@BONUS - One randomly selected headline:
- After Years Of Playing Interesting Characters, Robert De Niro Mistakes Himself For Interesting Character @shadrach
Do you have breaking news to report? Join us! Who knows, your headline might get published or featured on the Babylon Bee homepage, or it could show up here in our re-cap of the top headlines of the week. Thousands more totally true headlines were posted this week on the forum, but sadly, only Bee subscribers can read them. You did get to read a few, though, so if you have a favorite, please let us know in the comments!
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