The FBI is going all-out for Pride this year

I had no idea the FBI was gay. Did you know the FBI was gay?

Well, check out this Pride post from the gayest investigative unit in the country.

"Diversity makes us stronger."

I clicked that link so you didn't have to, and now I must quote from the DEI portion of the FBI's website.

The FBI is committed to cultivating a diverse and inclusive workforce. In 2015, the FBI added diversity as one of the organization's core values.
We believe that differences in thought and belief, in race and religion, in orientation, and in ability contribute to more effective decision making, drive innovation, and enhance the employee experience. We know that a more diverse workforce allows us to connect with and maintain the trust of the American people.
We also understand we have work to do. We stand committed, as today's FBI, to fostering a culture of inclusivity and diversity.

The FBI isn't just gay, they're woke to the core. It's no wonder they never get any work done!

Oh look, here's a few FBI agents marching in the West Hollywood Pride Parade:

At first I thought these were those hilarious "Female Body Inspector" shirts, but then I realized these were actual FBI agents with zero interest in the female body.