Bee Forum News: AOC Says AI Could Never Impersonate Her Because She Is So Dumb

AOC has marked herself safe from impersonation by Artificial Intelligence, informing concerned citizens that she is too dumb for this to be irrelevant. The Democrats then promptly nominated her for the presidency, because she is so dumb. AOC has accepted the nomination, saying she is proud to follow in Biden's footprints though she does have trouble tying her shoes because she is so dumb. But that's not all that happened last week!

Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason. (title headline by @emotnlsupportpython)

Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:

• Home Depot Changes Name To Home Deport @baberahamlincoln

• Teen Clothes Entire African Village By Purging Closet @kirgol

• Celebrity Shunned By Hollywood For Only Having One Trans Kid @fishythepenguin

• Bondi Says Death Star Plans Are On Her Desk @twoplus2ischicken

• Bongino Keeps His Job With One Weird Trick: Long Blonde Wig @drconservativeprof

• Biden Uses Teleprompter To Defend Use Of Autopen @dontslowtheearth

• AG Bondi Confesses Her Dog Ate The Epstein Client List @ruthiej714

• United Airlines Proud To Announce That Most Flights Will Now Have More Boarding Groups Than Passengers @njhokie84

• Husband Gives Wife Heirloom Bracelet That Once Belonged To His Grandmother Bearing Inscription ‘Do Not Resuscitate' @olaf

• If Climate Change Isn't Real, Think Of All The Poor Climate Scientists Who Will Lose Their Grant Money, Says Climate Scientist @pinballfan

• Epstein Tapes Turn Out To Be Just Reruns Of ‘The Love Boat' @priehle

• Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Dads To Say 'No Thanks, I'm Sweet Enough' When Asked If They Have Sugar In Their Coffee @mjja

• Local 'Artist' Drops Old TV On National Mall Avoiding Electronics Disposal Fee @annafillaxis

Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:

• Family Finally Tells Dog He's Adopted @baberahamlincoln

• FBI Concludes Titanic Sank Itself And Had No Passenger Manifest @toothpick

• To Save Money After Crippling Funding Cuts PBS And Planned Parenthood Will Merge And Dr Elmo Will Perform All Abortions @njhokie84

• AOC Says AI Could Never Impersonate Her Because She Is So Dumb @emotnlsupportpython

• In Historic Shift, IRS Allows White Churches To Endorse Political Candidates Too @boomerokay

• New Snowflake Barbie Comes With Xanax, Safe Room, 5 Cats @ruthiej714

• Trump Says He Could Protect A Pedophile Ring And Still Not Lose Voters @priehle

• Sources Confirm Biden's Autopen On Epstein's Client List @slayinggiants

• Formerly Lame Man Asks Jesus To Make Him Crippled Again After Wife Gives Him Honey-Do List @batknight

BONUS - One randomly selected headline:

• Alcatraz Alligators Ask For Side Order Of Chips & Salsa, With Dos Equis To Compliment Their Meals @iiixvi

Do you have breaking news to report? Join us! Who knows, your headline might get published or featured on the Babylon Bee homepage, or it could show up here in our re-cap of the top headlines of the week. Thousands more totally true headlines were posted this week on the forum, but sadly, only Bee subscribers can read them. You did get to read a few, though, so if you have a favorite, please let us know in the comments!

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