With a rash of airplane mishaps lately, female pilots have been instructed to inform passengers that it's never too late to fill out a will. The FAA Trust and Safety Board has issued guidelines asking all airlines to please remind their passengers to fill out a will as they may experience a rough landing or mid-air collision, especially if the pilot is a woman. Thankfully, inflight WiFi is available on most flights for those who have not filled out a will prior to boarding. Stewardesses have also been instructed to hand out paper will forms along with drinks and snacks for those who do not wish to purchase inflight WiFi. It's always best to plan ahead before flying, but airlines are thankfully now prepared to help the unprepared. But that's not all that happened this week!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason.
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Germany Restricts Free Speech, We Did Nazi That Coming @drconservativeprof
Pilot Who Flipped Plane Says She Was Just Trying To Avoid Hitting A Squirrel @dontslowtheearth
Miracle: Jesus Turns Water Into Cartons Of Eggs @twoplus2ischicken
Musk Uses New Elven Blade To Alert Him When Pesky Congress Members Are Near @kirgol
Sad: Ted Cruz Only Senator To Show Up To Work After News Of Epstein Client List Release @thebigfreeze
Black Box Records Delta Pilot Telling Male Traffic Controller She's ‘Fine' @ruthiej714
Elliot Page To Play Lead Role In 'Mohammed Superstar' @annafillaxis
MSNBC Unleashes Joy Onto The World @aussiemama
Trump Releases 1 Million Eggs From The Strategic Egg Reserve @bbarton713
Democrats Incensed DOGE Threatening Core Voter Base Over 100 Years Old @coachjoeconway
A Pun Has Not Completely Matured Until It's Full Groan @thecatman
Delta Plane Identifies As Right-Side Up @baberahamlincoln
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:
2028 Democrat Presidential Poll Shows Carton Of Eggs With 5 Point Lead @lilridgymane
Canadian Med Student Chooses 'Ear, Nose, And Throat Euthanasia' As His Specialization @fishythepenguin
6yr Old Free Speech Advocate Distraught After Parents Rule He Can't Scream "Poop-Head" In Public @lilsebastian
Monkey Scientists Repudiate Theory Of Evolution After Studying Human Behaviors @mrmsz1961
Delta Now Selling Comfort Plus Or Uncomfortable Upside Down Seats @p4tp
Childless Cat Lady Reaches Out To Touch The Edge Of Elon's Garment, Instantly Healed @niceguy79
Director Of Fort Knox Seen Visiting "Crazy Bob's Discount Gold Bars" @slayinggiants
Trump Throws Opening Punch Of Hockey Fight With Canada @1horsepony
USA Hockey Graciously Softens Blow Of Annexation By Losing @aussiemama
Kanye West Announces Conversion To Orthodox Judaism @penguinsnarky34
Airline Passengers Begin Getting Affairs In Order After Being Greeted By Female Pilot @tylermontgomery
BONUS - One randomly selected headline:
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