Last week, Trump proved his critics right, showing his fascisty fascistness by conversing on a wide range of topics for two hours with known free speech extremist Elon Musk. Hackers delayed, but failed to derail, the rambling and far too intelligently reasonable conversation between two of the world's most influential men which was reportedly an epic disaster witnessed by millions and millions. In response, Vice President and unduly selected presidential candidate Kamala Harris announced that as president she will fix high prices by just controlling them with the stroke of her pen which should make the proletariat full of joy while standing in the fun little bread lines. Wise Comrade Kamala assured a crowd of concert goers that if the bread runs out, the little people can just eat cake! But, that's not all that happened last week!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason.
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Oh No! Wife Just Changed The Subject And Now Conversation Will Last Another 2.47 Hours @kirgol
Unmitigated Disaster Interview Gets A Billion Views @gfanson
Stephen Colbert Unsure How To Respond To An Audience Laughing @dontslowtheearth
Harris Blames Housing Shortage On Some Idiot Who Let In 10 Million Illegals @disidente_redactico
Secret Service To Provide Baby Shields For Nursing Agents @buzzyboy
Emergency Rooms Flooded With Liberals After Trump And His Mean Tweets Return To X @showquest
Harris Rally Goers Ask Secret Service To Put Her In A Sound Proof Booth @drconservativeprof
Secret Service Requiring Trump To Be In Bullet Proof, Sound Proof And Clouded Glass Cube At All Outdoor Rallies @thebigfreeze
Kamala Giving First Time Homebuyers $25,000 For New Northface Tent @ruthiej714
Study Shows Higher Numbers Of Monkeypox Found In White Dudes For Harris @twoplus2ischicken
2028 Olympics To Include Event Where Athletes Attempt To Hold A Flashlight On The Correct Portion Of A Car Engine While Their Dad Yells At Them @fishythepenguin
Harris Walz Campaign Proposes Moving All Voting Locations To Planned Parenthood Clinics @realmccoy
Inflation Solved: Kamala Decrees Everything Shall Cost One Dollar @baberahamlincoln
Inflation Has Gotten So Bad That It Now Costs Over $25k To Buy A Vote @ohdear
Husband On Day 18 Of Declining Wife's Interview Requests About Credit Card Statement @webidtheefarewell
Wife's Praise Feels Self-Serving, 'Honey, You Look Manly Cleaning Up Cat Diarrhea' @hamnetwall55
Kamala Confused Why Antifa Still Protesting At DNC When She Went Full Commie @priehle
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favs:
Tim Walz 'Image' Campaign To Be Managed By Used Car Salesmen @ruralbob
Kamala Accuses Trump Of Dirty Tricks Like Doing Interviews @showquest
Icy Hot Introduces Full-Body Patch For Dads With Toddlers @tylermontgomery
Handlers Report Kamala Not Quite Ready For A 'Big Girl' News Conference @westminsterabs
Walz Blames Misspeaking About His Service On PTSD @priehle
Sad: Lame Teens Back To School Outfit Only Cost $1,000 Dollars @lilsebastian
Group Leader Just Mentally Filled In Missing Details From Your Rather Vague Prayer Request, And Is Appalled @leecory
Family Horrified To Learn The Family Dog Is A Furry @jbaker
Voters Still Convinced Kamala Is Moderate Liberal Despite Her 'I Love Communism' Tee Shirt @anythingelse
Jesus Finally Draws The Line When Mary Asks If He Can Also Do Something About The Music @niceguy79
After Hearing Her Proposal For Price Controls, Joseph Stalin Announces Endorsement Of Kamala Harris @jumpman64ds
@BONUS - One randomly selected headline:
Kamala Harris Angry At African American For Allowing Trump On X @pullingyourleg
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