Last week, Trump proved his critics right, showing his fascisty fascistness by conversing on a wide range of topics for two hours with known free speech extremist Elon Musk. Hackers delayed, but failed to derail, the rambling and far too intelligently reasonable conversation between two of the world's most influential men which was reportedly an epic disaster witnessed by millions and millions. In response, Vice President and unduly selected presidential candidate Kamala Harris announced that as president she will fix high prices by just controlling them with the stroke of her pen which should make the proletariat full of joy while standing in the fun little bread lines. Wise Comrade Kamala assured a crowd of concert goers that if the bread runs out, the little people can just eat cake! But, that's not all that happened last week!

Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason.

Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:

• Oh No! Wife Just Changed The Subject And Now Conversation Will Last Another 2.47 Hours @kirgol

• Unmitigated Disaster Interview Gets A Billion Views @gfanson

• Stephen Colbert Unsure How To Respond To An Audience Laughing @dontslowtheearth

• Harris Blames Housing Shortage On Some Idiot Who Let In 10 Million Illegals @disidente_redactico

• Secret Service To Provide Baby Shields For Nursing Agents @buzzyboy

• Emergency Rooms Flooded With Liberals After Trump And His Mean Tweets Return To X @showquest

• Harris Rally Goers Ask Secret Service To Put Her In A Sound Proof Booth @drconservativeprof

• Secret Service Requiring Trump To Be In Bullet Proof, Sound Proof And Clouded Glass Cube At All Outdoor Rallies @thebigfreeze

• Kamala Giving First Time Homebuyers $25,000 For New Northface Tent @ruthiej714

• Study Shows Higher Numbers Of Monkeypox Found In White Dudes For Harris @twoplus2ischicken

• 2028 Olympics To Include Event Where Athletes Attempt To Hold A Flashlight On The Correct Portion Of A Car Engine While Their Dad Yells At Them @fishythepenguin

• Harris Walz Campaign Proposes Moving All Voting Locations To Planned Parenthood Clinics @realmccoy

• Inflation Solved: Kamala Decrees Everything Shall Cost One Dollar @baberahamlincoln

• Inflation Has Gotten So Bad That It Now Costs Over $25k To Buy A Vote @ohdear

• Husband On Day 18 Of Declining Wife's Interview Requests About Credit Card Statement @webidtheefarewell

• Wife's Praise Feels Self-Serving, 'Honey, You Look Manly Cleaning Up Cat Diarrhea' @hamnetwall55

• Kamala Confused Why Antifa Still Protesting At DNC When She Went Full Commie @priehle

Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favs:

• Tim Walz 'Image' Campaign To Be Managed By Used Car Salesmen @ruralbob

• Kamala Accuses Trump Of Dirty Tricks Like Doing Interviews @showquest

• Icy Hot Introduces Full-Body Patch For Dads With Toddlers @tylermontgomery

• Handlers Report Kamala Not Quite Ready For A 'Big Girl' News Conference @westminsterabs

• Walz Blames Misspeaking About His Service On PTSD @priehle

• Sad: Lame Teens Back To School Outfit Only Cost $1,000 Dollars @lilsebastian

• Group Leader Just Mentally Filled In Missing Details From Your Rather Vague Prayer Request, And Is Appalled @leecory

• Family Horrified To Learn The Family Dog Is A Furry @jbaker

• Voters Still Convinced Kamala Is Moderate Liberal Despite Her 'I Love Communism' Tee Shirt @anythingelse

• Jesus Finally Draws The Line When Mary Asks If He Can Also Do Something About The Music @niceguy79

• After Hearing Her Proposal For Price Controls, Joseph Stalin Announces Endorsement Of Kamala Harris @jumpman64ds

@BONUS - One randomly selected headline:

• Kamala Harris Angry At African American For Allowing Trump On X @pullingyourleg

Do you have breaking news to report? Join us! Who knows, your headline might get published or featured on the Babylon Bee homepage, or it could show up here in our re-cap of the top headlines of the week. Thousands more totally true headlines were posted this week on the forum, but sadly, only Bee subscribers can read them. You did get to read a few, though, so if you have a favorite, please let us know in the comments!

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