Just as the U.S. was starting to recover from Hurricane Helene, the liberals set off another hurricane, all in a desperate attempt to stop right wing extremists at The Babylon Bee from releasing an in-depth expose of Jan 6 that upends the narrative carefully crafted by some troll bot on X, George Soros, and Liz Cheney. But that did not stop the Bee from releasing it anyway, from an underground bunker somewhere deep in the Everglades. Little did we know that this release would set off a tsunami of new subscribers burying the website under about 15ft of new headlines on the subscriber forum. Please bear with us as we are still digging out from under the chaotic mass of funny first headlines. Oh, and did you like the movie? Let us know below. But that's not all that happened last week!

Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason.

Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:

• Meet The Guy Who Caused Hurricane Milton By Not Driving A Prius Or Using Paper Straws @showquest

• Teen Confident Of Getting Good Raise In Allowance After Threatening To Go On Strike @kirgol

• Haitians Head To Florida After Hearing It Will Be Raining Cats And Dogs @dontslowtheearth

• Walz Attempts To Kill A Pheasant By Giving It Toxic Shock Syndrome With Tampon Cartridge @drconservativeprof

• Kamala Accepts Interview With Matt Walshowitz @gfanson

• God Takes DeSantis Directly To Heaven In A Fiery Chariot After Governing Perfectly @thebigfreeze

• Study Shows Electric Car Owners Make The Worst Drivers As It Is Nearly Impossible To Operate A Vehicle While Simultaneously Patting Yourself On The Back @njhokie84

• DNA Test From Tim Walz Shows Perfect Match With Inflatable AirDancers @twoplus2ischicken

• Pundits Baffled Fake Black Candidate Losing Support Of Real Black Voters @priehle

• Kamala Explains That Each Of Her Personalities Has A Distinct Accent @carolyn1

• Sick Kid Confused After Being Told To Take Drugs And Stay Out Of School @baberahamlincoln

• Climate Change Activists Glue Themselves To Florida @neohillbilly

• Pelosi Rips Up Invitation To Babylon Bee J6 Movie Premiere @disidente_redactico

• Fearing Another Hurricane, Appalachian Family Known As The Beverly Hillbillies Moves To Texas Gulf Coast @thewalkman

• In Latest Act Of Racism, 'The Bee' Satire Site Releases Movie While Black And Brown Floridians Are Without Power To Watch @anythingelse

• Woman Wonders If She Must Speed Read A Ben Shapiro Book @toomanybooks

• Identity Politics: Kenyan Man Raised By Single White Woman In Hawaii Explains To Black Men In Pittsburgh Why They Should Vote For Indian Woman Raised In Canada @coachjoeconway

• Harris Proclaims That Since Hurricane Milton Crossed The Border Into America Illegally, It Is Now Eligible For Medicare, $50,000 Toward A New Home, And Free Travel To Anywhere In The Country @atomik

Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:

• Studies Show People Who Laugh At Angry Liberals Live 50% Longer Than Angry Liberals @priehle

• FEMA Declared A National Disaster @carlcamera

• God Gives Paul A 99/100 For Writing Hebrews So Well But Forgetting To Write His Name At The Top @jerusalemjunebug

• Democrats Secure Florida By Posting "Hurricane Free Zone" Signs All Around The State @leviathan

• FEMA Rushes To Site Of Category 5 Disaster At 60 Minutes Studio @muskymarlin

• Dad Looks In Teen's Room And Immediately Applies For FEMA Disaster Assistance @milofarmer1

• Harris Breaks Out The New ‘I'm Losing Badly' Accent @smitty2028

• Hezbollah Members Infighting Over Whose Mother-in-law Should Be Next Leader @ruthiej714

• Democrats Name Constitution, The Supreme Court, And Everyone Running Against Them As Top Threats To Democracy @iotaknowbetter

• BREAKING: Kamala Caught Using A Teleprompter During Vogue Photo Shoot @toddsbee

• Democrats Warn Republicans Will Take Us All The Way Back To When Times Were Better @baberahamlincoln

@BONUS - One randomly selected headline:

• Regime Admits To Manipulating Hurricanes But Denies Ability To Manipulate Elections @calabrianpatriot

Do you have breaking news to report? Join us! Who knows, your headline might get published or featured on the Babylon Bee homepage, or it could show up here in our re-cap of the top headlines of the week. Thousands more totally true headlines were posted this week on the forum, but sadly, only Bee subscribers can read them. You did get to read a few, though, so if you have a favorite, please let us know in the comments!

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