Trump wasted no time this past week forming his cabinet by appointing a bunch of random people he knows to positions of power, just like Biden did. But the general feeling among Republicans in Congress is that maybe the win was too big. The safe and secure feeling of not being in full control is gone, and now our esteemed GOP senators and representatives worry they will have to do all the stuff they said they would do if they won. Democrats are trying to help as best they can by starting WWIII, but it may be too little, too late. The fear is that with Elon Musk's help, this January will usher in a new era of Republicans actually fixing the country. We shall see! But that's not all that happened last week...
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason.
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Dad Announces New Department Of Household Efficiency @kirgol
Make-A-Wish Foundation Fulfills Biden's Dream Of Meeting A Real President @dontslowtheearth
Large Numbers Of Missing Democrat Voters Found Hiding Underground In Coffins @gfanson
Oprah Agrees To Pay Off Kamala's 20 Million Dollar Campaign Debt For 30 Million Dollars @disidente_redactico
JD Vance Converts 4B Woman To Conservatism After Looking Her Directly In The Eyes @drconservativeprof
Obama Asks Trump If He Could Stay On As Shadow President @thebigfreeze
Biden Promises The Nation That He Will Choose A Woman Of Color To Serve As His Nurse At The Home @njhokie
Trump Names His Guardian Angel Michael To Continue Role As Head Of Secret Service @ruthiej714
Trump Picks Steve From Burbank For Department Of Transportation Who Has 60,000 Hours Playing SimCity @twoplus2ischicken
Progressive Women Who Declare Sex Strike Informed That Hunger Strike Might Be Better Option For Them @coachjoeconway
Spirit Airlines Adds ‘Gunfire' Warning Light @showquest
Desperate, Starving, Out Of Socks And Underwear, Husband Caves And Puts Away Laundry From The Dryer Himself @littlejedi
Trump Taps Mike Lindell For Ambassador To Giza @priehle
Whoopi Claims McDonald's Drive Through Worker Refused To Sell Her A Big Mac And Shouted 'This Is MAGA Country' @neohillbilly
Trump Appoints Ted Nugent As ATF Director @realmccoy
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favs:
DeSantis Applies For Fry Cook At McDonald's To Kick Off His 2028 Campaign @thebigfreeze
Report: Taylor Swift Writing Sad Song About Horrible Decision She Made To Endorse Kamala Harris @coachjoeconway
Trump To Sign Free Speech Executive Order Day One Of His Dictatorship @priehle
Celebrities Order Personal Assistants To Leave US In Their Place @bigd
In First Executive Order, Trump To Deport Obama Back To Kenya @riddler5
Amid Rising Housing Costs Trump Forced To Move Back Into Government Housing @cclaws
Soul-Searching Liberals Have Forgotten That They'd Sold Them @flmax
Democrats Complain Trump Won't Work With Them On Their Attempts To Sabotage His Plans @howiescheer
Tulsi Puts TSA On Domestic Terror Watchlist @priehle
Whole Foods Promises To Carry Produce With Maximized Pesticide Levels To Protest RFK Jr Appointment @muskymarlin
@BONUS - One randomly selected headline:
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