Former president Donald Trump was in the news last week for taking time out of his presidential campaign to work a shift at a local Pennsylvania McDonald's. Republicans cheered as Trump expertly worked the drive thru window making campaign promises of working ice cream machines, cooler happy meal toys, French fries made with healthy beef tallow, and supersized freedoms for the country. Trump was later exposed as a complete fraud, however, when it was learned he had not actually legally applied for the job as he reportedly just walked across the door threshold and started to work illegally, which is illegal according to Democrats, triggering a third Trump impeachment. But that's not all that happened last week!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason. (Headlines are now clickable! Credit goes to @bobster for the Bee Forum News headline - see his original headline below!)
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Biden Endorses Trump Now That McDonald's Ice Cream Machines Are Working Again @kirgol
Trump Adds Fry Cook To LinkedIn Profile @twoplus2ischicken
Republicans Triumph In Epic Gabbard-Cheney Prisoner Exchange @carolyn1
Voters Tell Kamala, 'You're In The Wrong Election!' @realmccoy
Latest Migrant Caravan Expected To Arrive In Time To Vote @ponysoldier
Vader Sad That His Only Son Grew Up To Be Such A Tool @disidente_redactico
Kamala Revealed To Be 3 Corrupt Ex-presidents In A Trench Coat @ruthiej714
With Kamala Polling So Badly, Democrats Ask For An Extra Week To Print Ballots @dontslowtheearth
Scientists Report Global Climate Change Is Caused By Deforestation From Producing Political Mailers @drconservativeprof
Democrats Outraged After Elvis Presley Purged From Voter Rolls @gfanson
Shapiro Announces Today Is The Last Day To Register To Have Your Vote Stolen @priehle
Bill Clinton To Switch Parties After Realizing Republican Women Are Way Hotter @thebigfreeze
Dems Promise Beyonce Will Have Dinner With You If You Vote For Kamala @showquest
Jim Gaffigan Currently On Hillary Clinton's Suicide Watch
@concernedleftist
Kamala Says She Understands The Problems Working Class People Are Going Through Because She Helped Create Them @baberahamlincoln
Trump Asks McDonald's Customer: "And Would You Like To Supersize Your Freedoms?" @bobster
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favs:
To Counter Trump,Kamala Works Shift At Planned Parenthood @thepersianhornet
Merrick Garland Calls In Nicolás Maduro To Assist In US Election Integrity @jb280
Halfway Through His Teaching At The Sermon On The Mount, Disciples Ask Jesus If This Will Be On The Test @slayinggiants
Kamala Opens For Beyoncé In Houston @cheetahpilot
Husband Pretty Sure Wife Would Love A Pool Table In The Dining Room @disidente_redactico
T-Baller Demands NIL Money After Actually Making Contact With The Ball @giztips
Blue States Criticized For Allowing Both Early And Late Voting @baberahamlincoln
Biden Resigns So Kamala Can Still Be The First Female President @tsellnow
‘You're At The Right Rally,' Yells Trump After Man Proclaims ‘Jesus Is Lord!' @showquest
@BONUS - One randomly selected headline:
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