President Trump shocked the country by announcing late last week that the new White House ballroom has been fully funded by the sale of his son Barron's fantastic artwork. The sale held at the White House featured everything from stunning crayon landscapes on construction paper to pencil doodles in math notebook margins to large oil on canvas portraits of George Washington. The full collection, most of which had spent some time hanging with magnets on the Trump's refrigerator and then preserved in a box and stored under President Trump and Melania's bed, sold at auction for $300,000,000 to noted collector of presidential children's art, Kevin Morris. But that's not all that happened last week!
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Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Sad: Husband With Gift Of Interpretations Still Can't Understand Wife @twoplus2ischicken
Democrat Criticizing Ballroom Secretly Hopes To Be Invited To Ball @drconservativeprof
Oh No: NBA Game Ends 0-0 After Both Teams Appear To Be Betting On The Other Team @dontslowtheearth
One More Drug Boat And Pete Hegseth Wins A Free Flamin' Hot Cheese Burrito @gfanson
JD Asks Trump And Hegseth If He Can Have A Turn Blowing Up Drug Runners @thebigfreeze
Usha Tells Psaki's Husband To 'Blink 4 Times' If He Needs Saving @realschlemiel
Caribbean Tortoises Find Plastic Straws Stuck In Nostrils Useful After Venezuelan Cocaine Boat Strikes @ruthiej714
No King's Rally Sponsored By AARP @ilovelamp
White House Releases East Wing Trump Tower Construction Plans @coachjoeconway
President Trump Adds An Elizabeth Warren Wing Teepee To The White House @johnisadoc
Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed The Snake, The Snake Had No Leg To Stand On @clarkkent
Trump Announces New Renovation To Raise The Height Of The White House's Ceiling So Barron Can Finally Fit Indoors @davidjohnson
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:
Satan Sponsors "No King Of Kings" Rally @slayinggiants
Other Moms Really Getting Tired Of Hearing About How Perfect Mary's Kid Is @theraider
Gen Z Woman Worried She Doesn't Have An Anxiety Disorder @strykeengineer
Trump Announces White House Remodel Fully Funded By Proceeds Of Barron's Paintings @sdchuck22
Nation's Baptists Drop Support For Trump's Ballroom After Realizing That People Will Use It To Dance @davidjohnson
After Failing Captcha Test 5 Times, Man Wonders If He Actually Is A Robot @rknob04
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