The exceedingly fit specimen we know as Joe Biden, age 78, injured himself today while partaking in the extremely strenuous activity known as "playing with his dog."

He fractured his foot. Playing with his dog. Because he is 78 and frail.

CNN reports that he will "likely require a walking boot for several weeks."

"Follow-up CT scan confirmed hairline (small) fractures of President-elect Biden's lateral and intermediate cuneiform bones, which are in the mid-foot. It is anticipated that he will likely require a walking boot for several weeks."

How incredibly on brand is that?

P.S. What a perfect time to relive this gem:

P.P.S. Sorry: