Ladies and gentlemen, The Babylon Bee:
Wait, this isn't The Bee?
A doctor really called Joe Biden a "healthy, vigorous 80-year-old male"?!?!?
No way!
A report from his annual physical:
President Biden remains in tip-top shape, according to White House physician Kevin O'Connor.
"President Biden remains a healthy, vigorous 80-year-old male who is fit to successfully execute the duties of the presidency," his physician, Kevin O'Connor, wrote in a Thursday memo request by Biden.
Yeah, for some reason I find that hard to believe…
That doesn't look like a man who's in tip-top shape, now does it?
Here, I found you an actual report on Biden's health:
