This is unreal.

It's one of those Babylon Bee jokes that I never ever thought would make it here to Not the Bee.

Satire in 2021:

Is reality in 2024:

I couldn't have come up with this nonsense even if I tried!

The Biden-Harris administration announced Sneha Nair had been appointed as special assistant at the National Nuclear Security Administration in February 2024. Nair believes in eradicating purported 'White supremacy' in the nuclear field as well as 'queering nuclear weapons' as part of a diversity, equity and inclusion push she believes is essential for deterring threats to nuclear energy facilities in the U.S.

'Finally, queer theory informs the struggle for nuclear justice and disarmament,' she wrote last year.

Queer theory ... nuclear justice! 🥴

'Queer theory helps to shift the perception of nuclear weapons as instruments for security by telling the hidden stories of displacement, illness, and trauma caused by their production and testing.'

It's almost like ... it's almost like they're trying to hire the least qualified people imaginable.

Like, can we get even stupider as a country than this?

Nair explicitly says that bolstering DEI is a national security matter. 'DEI principles and advancement must be considered crucial assets for strengthening nuclear security implementation,' Nair added.

Nair's DEI agenda envisions expanding America's deep secrets to people with foreign connections, claiming those individuals were discouraged from applying as an issue of race bias.

So, we're going to put nuclear secrets at risk in order to apologize for perceived hurt feelings?

Is that what this is about?

I'm sorry, America. It was a good run, but DEI is gonna cause us all to D-I-E. 😭

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