Congratulations, Mr. President!
It really is an accomplishment.
To spend more than a third of your time as [checks notes] president of the United States, the commander of the Armed Forces and executive responsible for protecting the American people, on vacation is a monumental feat.
Everyone used to criticize Obama and Trump for playing golf, but Biden puts the relaxation game to a whole new level.
It's almost like we have a king instead of a representative who works for us!
Here are some thoughts:
That last one stings.
Remember, you (and your kids) are the ones paying for this!
(But it's okay, if the coffers run low, King Joe will just send your kids off to war.)