Don't worry, Biden is totally fine!

It's not like he, you know, can't walk without making a fool of himself or anything like that.

Can't Make It Up: The President of the United States has been assigned "walkers."

You heard that right. The man that has access to nuke codes now requires aides to escort him across a lawn.

These handlers now walk between Biden and the pool cameras, "to draw less attention to the 81-year-old's halting and stiff gait."

Biden advisers told Axios they're concerned that videos of Biden walking and shuffling alone — especially across the grass — have highlighted his age.

And this is the guy who's gonna make it 4.5 more years?

Yeah, this is a real story.

Biden cannot walk properly so they now surround him with a gaggle of walkers so it's harder to record his Frankenstein-ish walk that's developed since, well, you know, he is an octogenarian.

When we used to talk about the president's handlers we didn't mean the people that have to hold the president's hand so he doesn't trip or walk into traffic!

White House staffers and reporters alike noticed the sudden change in Biden's walk routine beginning in mid-April, after more than three years in which he'd typically walked solo.

• Senior aides such as deputy chiefs of staff Bruce Reed and Annie Tomasini and close adviser Mike Donilon are among those who've walked with the president across the lawn to and from the helicopter.
• Since the change, some advisers think the images of Biden's walks to and from the helicopter are better, and they expect him to continue to have aides join him.

Guys, the Democrats are strategizing about how to make Biden look normal while walking!

Can't wait to see how we lose to them this time!

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