This guy really has a fantastical version of his life in his head, doesn't he?

Biden loves to pretend that he's one of the guys. He loves Scranton, trucks, and chocolate chip ice cream, after all.

You know, except for the fact that he's been an elite DC politician for literally half a century.

Take a moment to let it sink in that Biden was a U.S. Senator way back when newspapers looked like this:

Unless Joe was secretly moonlighting as a truck driver at his elite high school (tuition is over $29,000 today), methinks this might be a lie.

Even better, the Biden admin tried to explain that Joe was actually talking about a SCHOOL BUS.

When asked if the president had ever driven such a truck, a White House spokesperson pointed to a December 1973 article from the Wilmington Evening Journal that showed Biden rode in an 18-wheeler on a 536-mile haul to Ohio.

Fox News pressed the spokesperson about the president's claim – noting that riding in a truck is not the same as driving one – at which point the president's spokesperson pointed to a United Federation of Teachers post that touched on Biden driving a school bus in the past as a summer job.

The majority of school buses, on average, "have two axles, with the bigger models having two wheels on the front axle and four wheels on the dual axle, for a total of six wheels," according to SchoolBusFleet.com.

Fox News pressed again about the president's claim, pointing out that a school bus is not the same as an 18-wheeler truck, but did not receive a response by publishing time.

This is the crazy world of Joe Biden, and I am here for every train-wreck moment of it!