Finally, a president who knows how to get things done.

According to Biden, his new healthcare team,

"...will help get at least 100 million COVID-19 vaccine shots into the arms of Americans in 100 days."

It was not clear where the vaccine came from, maybe that's what Biden was working on in his basement all year.

"A transition team official clarified afterward that 50 million Americans would be vaccinated — because the two most promising early vaccines require two shots per person."

Okay, so he was off by half. Hardly worth mentioning.

Fauci was on hand and all but guaranteed his induction into the Swamp Creature Hall of Fame by getting himself named chief medical adviser to Biden on the pandemic.

In a taped message at the same announcement, Fauci gushed,

"These actions are bold, but they are doable and essential to help the public avoid unnecessary risks, to help us save lives, reopen schools and businesses, and to eventually beat the pandemic. I look forward to advising you on these most urgent priorities, and to work with this team of World Class experts who I have known for many years, and deeply respect."

Fauci will outlive the cockroaches. In fact, when the world is ultimately consumed by the sun and left floating alone in space, a cold, dark, cinder, Fauci will still be there, noting that he is looking forward to working with the infinite void on a safe, sound, plan to reopen the schools.