Biden's been trying to contact North Korea for a month, but Lil' Kimmy won't respond
· Mar 16, 2021 · NottheBee.com

It hurts when countries ghost you. One minute, there's this president who's going around, signing peace deals all over the place and weirdly-but-sorta-amazingly building bridges with dictators.

The next minute, you're the new president in town and those hermit kingdoms won't even talk to you:

"To reduce the risks of escalation, we reached out to the North Korean government through several channels starting in mid-February, including in New York," said a Biden official. "To date, we have not received any response from Pyongyang. This follows over a year without active dialogue with North Korea, despite multiple attempts by the US to engage."

It seems Lil' Kimmy isn't interested in a relationship with Joe Biden. Maybe he's too busy laughing at America as we tear ourselves apart from within!

Even worse, his little sister leveled a threat at Biden as his secretary of state visited neighboring Tokyo:

"We take this opportunity to warn the new US administration trying hard to give off powder smell in our land," said Kim Yo Jong. "If it wants to sleep in peace for coming four years, it had better refrain from causing a stink at its first step."

I have no idea what a "powder smell" is, but I'm sure whatever it is, Joe Biden is interested.

Sorry, Biden ... it seems Kimmy isn't interested in renewing his love/hate relationship with America until a cool president gets back in office ... and perhaps one he is forced to respect!

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