Biden's White House wants me to register my aSsAuLt wEaPoNs by the end of the month but also posted this yesterday 🤔
· May 23, 2023 · NottheBee.com

If you didn't know, tens of millions of Americans with semi-auto rifles that have barrels shorter than some arbitrary number pulled out of a hat by the ATF will be felons after May 31 unless they register their white man fire sticks with the U.S. federal government.

While you're lining up to get your free tax stamp that the benevolent Joe Biden has decided you can have (for now), the White House is also posting stuff like this:

By this, the White House means they want to ban regular sporting rifles and standard-capacity magazines so that anything with tech past 1850 is illegal.

Joe Biden: "Why do you need a weapon of war with more than 10 bullets to hunt deer, Jack?"

Because the Second Amendment has nothing to do with hunting.

My lords and ladies, y'all are smart enough to see what's happening, right?

Why would Biden be pushing you to have a list of everyone with scary-looking modern guns at the same time he's pushing to make said guns illegal?

Why might he be doing that?

I know many of you are still recovering from attending public school, but really think this one through. Puzzle it out. Draw some Venn Diagrams like Kamala if you need to!

I'll leave ya with a few proper responses to tyranny:


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