I'm sorry for these Iowans (actually, it's just Iowa, so eh), but this is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

No one ever expects the cute little rabbit!

"It jumps up and bites me," Ramona Rustan said. "I am like, ‘Oh, my gosh. I just got bit by a bunny.'"

I was a bit concerned that Rustan didn't want to get a rabies shot, but since police caught the killer bunny and released it (why, exactly?), I assume they tested the thing for rabies first.

I can't wait for that bunny to imbibe something toxic or radioactive from the wastewater plant and develops superpowers.

Then this Monty Python skit will become much more interesting!