Well, failed Democratic congressional candidate Pam Keith has started a new podcast…

You know, since there aren't enough of those out there.

You'll have to look close (try the bottom right corner), but that fancy library behind her is definitely a shower curtain.

Did you see it move?

Yup. It's a shower curtain. And look, I found the curtain online. Here's what it looks like:

Unfortunately, the shower curtain is not available on Amazon at the moment.

(Because you know you want one of these bad boys.)

Here's Progressive Pam on MSNBC a few months ago using the same shower curtain:

And here she is DURING A 2020 CONGRESSIONAL DEBATE…

STANDING IN FRONT OF A SHOWER CURTAIN.

Oh man, this is just the best!

Like, is she in the bathroom?

I hope she's in the bathroom.

Ooooop, here's another one, but this time—and I'm not sure how this is even possible—she's standing in front of an EVEN WORSE curtain:

Okay lady, time to get out of the bathroom, drive to Half Price Books, and make a few purchases. I'll stop at Lowe's and pick up some shelves, and we'll get this thing done the right way.

Talk soon.