Nothing screams "inclusion and diversity" like erasing all trace of black icons from the products we use every day.

Last year, Quaker Oats (owned by Pepsi) made quite a stir when they announced they were cancelling the 131-year-old Aunt Jemima brand because it was "based on a racial stereotype."

Yep, these corporate wokes immediately thought of racism when they saw a smiling black woman and decided the best thing for black empowerment was to remove her face post-haste.

"Their answer is to erase my great-grandmother's history," said Aunt Jemima's great-grandson. "A black female... It hurts."

(Obviously he's a racist.)

Now, after long months of market research and aNti-rAciSm training, Quaker Oats has unveiled the new, glorious, wokest-of-woke names for the brand. May I present, "Pearl Milling Company!"

When I first saw this news, I bit my tongue and showed the new brand to my wife. This was her response:

"Because that doesn't sound like the whitest name ever..."

But that's aNti-rAciSm and rAciAl eQuiTy for you, folks. It's real racism rebranded in a socially acceptable way for the modern world.

Hope everyone has fun eating their "Pearl Milling" pancakes without having to think of black women! #pRoGreSS!

What a joke.