Get in losers! We're banning assault knives!
An actual tweet from an actual British politician. And not just any politician, this is Wales Secretary of State, Jo Stevens. She's also a member of the UK Parliament.
Britain's politicians are doing everything they can to prevent knife crime. Everything, that is, other than tossing people in jail, preventing more immigration, and doing literally anything that would protect Brits from being stabbed.
They're instead making it somewhat more difficult to get knives on Amazon.
So, of course, this lady is being ratioed to the moon and back, and I'm here to share the best replies.
If you just ban the knives all the would-be psychos killing people with knives will automatically become upstanding citizens!
Clock's ticking!
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