Bro, there's no way!

A British MP is seriously working on making certain hairstyles a protected characteristic. Meaning that if you "discriminate" against someone because of their "afro hair" then you've broken the law.

These are the major issues they're working on over in the UK.

The Labour MP Paulette Hamilton and singer Mel B are among leading Black Britons urging parliamentarians to make the UK the first western country to introduce a law to end afro hair discrimination.

The World Afro Day (WAD) campaign has written an open letter to MPs, calling on them to vote for the recognition and prevention of afro hair discrimination by updating the Equality Act 2010 to make afro hair a protected characteristic.

So they're basically making black hairstyles a protected characteristic. Never mind that the Equality Act already makes racial discrimination illegal. It doesn't go far enough because big hair and dreads aren't explicitly protected!

It warns that the 'omission of hair as a protected characteristic from the law has facilitated everyday discrimination and the normalisation of afro hair as inferior in every sphere of life'

Since there isn't a law about hair discrimination, then apparently black hair is inferior.

That's the argument!

One of the signers of the letter is — and I'm not joking — a Spice Girl: Mel B. I'm sure you can imagine what her hair looks like.

She thinks that hair discrimination is a major problem because, well, let's hear what she has to say.

The very first video shoot I did as a Spice Girl for Wannabe, the stylists took one look at my hair and told me it had to be straightened. My big hair didn't fit the pop star mould. But I stood my ground - backed by my girls - and I sang and danced as me, with my big hair, my brown skin and I was totally proud of who I was.

So yes, I'm proud to support World Afro Day in its call for the Equality Act to protect against afro hair discrimination in the UK.

What a shocking tale of discrimination!

Mel B refused to cut her hair three decades ago, and because it was legal to discriminate at the time the Spice Girls failed.

Or they became the most popular group of the era and no one gave a crap about her hairstyle, proving that "hair discrimination" is a made up term of the 2020s with no reality behind it.

This is all, of course, woke nonsense that lefties try to push into the mainstream every six months or so. But given how the mind virus affects all, I expect this one to pass.

Britain, you are not a serious country!

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