The English are known for their bad cooking and their bad sports and also their bad plumbing. But did you know they are also bad at police sketches? It's true!

Hard to imagine a more accurate and readily identifiable composite!

Unsurprisingly, the internet had some helpful suggestions and insight into this criminal matter.

Myself, I'm pretty sure the man just got separated from his buddies in Tomb Raider II!

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