If these two Pennsylvania thugs put even 25% of this determination to good and legitimate use, they could probably solve world hunger in like a week.

Alas, as it stands, they're just doing ... this:

I gotta say: That hedge leap is impressive. Dude clears the shrub and two lines of mulch!

The most ridiculous part? The dude makes off with the flowerpot he was going to use as a weapon.

I guess he figured, "I have to steal something!"

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